Potty Training has just begun with our 2-year-old daughter, and some of the things she does and says are totally off the wall. We have 4 children, sometimes I wonder where kids come up with all the funny things kids say! This potty training experience has been extremely entertaining, so I wanted to share on of our funny moments…
My daughter is a little over years old and wants to start potty training. We bought her potty a while back and she has never shown any interest in it, other than pouring her juice or water into the bowl and dumping it in the big girl potty. The other day we were visiting my sister n law, she has one of the little toilet seats that fits over the big girl potty. Madisyn loved the potty seat cover, so we recently bought her one. She insists on start the potty training adventure. No more diapers, I think I can handle that! LET THE POTTY TRAINING BEGIN.
My daughter is so cute; it came with a little hook so you can hang the potty seat while not using it. Dad put the hook low on the wall so Madisyn is able to reach it. Believe it or not she actually gets the potty seat off the wall, places the potty seat on the big girl potty, grabs her pink stool, climbs up on the big girl potty, does her business and then puts everything back. HOLLY CRAP WTF, where did she learns that? Not from her older siblings, my older children will not even pick their stuff up on the floor, it is world war 3 to get them to clean their rooms. Yet, my 2-year-old makes her little bathroom look nice and neat after every potty break. WTF is wrong with this picture? My 2-year-old is always picking up after her and my 7 and 13-year-old cannot seem to make their cloths end up in the cloths hamper.
So anyway, enough venting.
This morning I had to kick my 2-year-old off the big girl potty, and of course it took 15 minutes for her to wipe, crawl off the big girl potty, hang the potty seat back up, move her stool back and flush. Here mom is doing the pee pee dance waiting for Madisyn to please for the love of god, HURRY. She won’t let me help, she is a big girl now. Mom has to stand there with her legs twisted around each other doing the dance, with my fingers crossed that she can please hurry. Dad walks in, starts laughing at mom. Mom gets mad at dad for laughing, Madisyn stops and goes to see what dad is laughing about. Finally mom can stop dancing and relax. I go to sit down, back comes Madisyn she sits there and stares at me, kind of freaked me out, but oh well. Kids are crazy anyway, well at least mine are I know that for sure, they get it from their father….
Then after I am done, I stand up my daughter comes racing overlooks in the big girl potty and starts jumping up and down cheering, gives me a big hug, holds my hand and tells me you did it momma, YEA YOU WENT POTTY IN THE BIG GIRL POTTY clapping and cheering she was so proud of her mom for going potty in the big girl potty.
Dang, I do not think anyone has ever cleared for me suing the big girl potty like that, it was a real celebration. She told her sisters what I did, clapped, jumped and screamed! LOL, now I know what we look like when she is going to the bathroom, they learn it from somewhere don’t they. Dang there are some funny things kids say in our household, who would have ever thought potty training would be so much fun?
I would love to hear some of the funny things kids say, leave me a comment! Lets have a laugh and share some of the funny things kids say….